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Jay jokes about 'Leno Show' ending

6:12 AM PST 11/30/2010 by James Hibberd

On tonight's final episode of "The Jay Leno Show," the talk show host joked about his short tenure at 10 p.m. ....

WHERE WERE YOU THE LAST FIVE MONTHS?  THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.

THIS IS OUR LAST "JAY LENO SHOW" KEV.  THE SHOW WAS SUPPOSED TO LAST TWO YEARS. BUT MY SENTENCE WAS REDUCED TO FIVE MONTHS FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR.

WE WERE ON THE AIR FIVE MONTHS.  IT SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY I WAS TELLING NBC, "THIS IS NOT GOING TO WORK."

PEOPLE SAY, "WHAT HAS CHANGED THE MOST IN FIVE MONTHS?"  I’D HAVE TO SAY HEIDI MONTAG.

FIVE MONTHS!  DO YOU REALIZE THAT GUYS ON VIAGRA HAVE HAD ERECTIONS THAT LASTED LONGER THAN THAT?   


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