KISS developing kids TV show

For about two seconds in the 1970s, the rock band KISS actually scared parents.

Here they are now, developing a kids TV show with E1 Entertainment. Below KISS co-founder Gene Simmons boasts about the group's latest corporate merchandising efforts:

"KISScontinues to be the juggernaut of licensing and merchandising, from KISSM&M's to KISS Dr Pepper," Simmons said. "KISS is aband, but also the only music BRAND. Continuing in our 35 year history of goingwhere no band has gone before, we are proud to partner with E1. Like all things KISS, we intend to makethis a very special show for our fans."

Yeah. That just hurt to read.