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DEC
17
4 YEARS

PHOTO: Fox Skewers Rivals in Holiday Card

"Some of the other networks/Tried to beat us with silly games/As FNC continued to dominate/Their attempts all went down in flames," it reads.

Fox News Holiday Card
Fox News

Fox News Channel skewers its rivals in its annual holiday card.

The greeting, obtained by HuffingtonPost.com, features a photo of three foxes playing chess, and lyrics to a song sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer":

You know Shep, and Bret, Hannity, and O'Reilly. Hemmer, Jenna, and Megyn, Fox & Friends in the morning.

And as you recall,
We have the best anchors of all.

Fox News is the one you turn to,
For breaking news we are the source,
And whenever we're reporting,
You know it's fair and balanced, of course.

Some of the other networks,
Tried to beat us with silly games.
As FNC continued to dominate,
Their attempts all went down in flames.

Then one starry election night
The people came to say
Fox with your journalists so bright,
Won't you report our news tonight?

Then all the other networks
Had come to accept their defeat
We reported and they decided
Fox News is the one to beat