12:55pm PT by Borys Kit
The 5-Year-Old Writer of 'Fast Five' Speaks (Video)
Chris Morgan, the five-year old writer of Universal's Fast Five, did an interview with ONN (The Onion News Network), discussing how hard it was to write the movie, how it was working with Vin Diesel, and why girls are gross.
Obviously, since it's the Onion, it's a joke. Although Fast Five was written by Chris Morgan. A guy in his 30s.