'Green Lantern': Watch the Onion's Take (Video)
Tonight is the premiere of Green Lantern, and you can bet your Tomar-Re that Heat Vision will be there.
The movie is tracking huge and will open big thanks to Warners' muscular marketing machine. That marketing machine, and the Lantern's secondary superhero stature among most moviegoers (hey, what do they know?), is the subject of this pretty funny bit from the Onion.
Who else can't wait for Greg Lantern?