Britney & Anna Nicole linked on tabloid loop

February 27, 2007 The Internet afforded us all a front-row seat to the freak show. War in Iraq and nukes in Iran can't come close to commanding the kind of blow-by-blow attention accorded a couple of misbehaving, malcontented mommies. It's a wonder we can get any work done at all, what with all of the breaking news: "Britney not suicidal, reveals her manager"; "Anna Nicole's body goes to her daughter's guardian"; "Britney not bald, merely 'folicly challenged,' spokesman claims."

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