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Cast and Crew
Executive Producer:
Steven Spielberg
Executive Producer: Michael Bay
Executive Producer: Brian Goldner
Executive Producer: Mark Vahradian
Producer: Tom De Santo
Producer: Lorenzo di Bonaventura
Producer: Don Murphy
Producer: Ian Bryce
Director: Michael Bay
Screen Writer: Alex Kurtzman
Screen Writer: Ehren Kruger
Screen Writer: Roberto Orci
Director of Photography: Ben Seresin
Editor: Roger Barton
Prod. Designer: Nigel Phelps
Costume Designer: Deborah L. Scott
Composer: Steve Jablonsky
Casting director: Denise Chamian
Cast: Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky), Megan Fox (Mikaela Banes), Josh Duhamel (Actor), Tyrese Gibson (Actor), John Turturro (Agent Simmons), Rainn Wilson (College Professor), Jon Voight (Actor)
Executive Producer: Michael Bay
Executive Producer: Brian Goldner
Executive Producer: Mark Vahradian
Producer: Tom De Santo
Producer: Lorenzo di Bonaventura
Producer: Don Murphy
Producer: Ian Bryce
Director: Michael Bay
Screen Writer: Alex Kurtzman
Screen Writer: Ehren Kruger
Screen Writer: Roberto Orci
Director of Photography: Ben Seresin
Editor: Roger Barton
Prod. Designer: Nigel Phelps
Costume Designer: Deborah L. Scott
Composer: Steve Jablonsky
Casting director: Denise Chamian
Cast: Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky), Megan Fox (Mikaela Banes), Josh Duhamel (Actor), Tyrese Gibson (Actor), John Turturro (Agent Simmons), Rainn Wilson (College Professor), Jon Voight (Actor)
Bottom Line: Crash, bang, wallop as the machines sweep in for another cataclysm.
Characters and comedy are in short supply in a plot that's basically an Indiana Jones-style search for a buried treasure, in this case a 1,000-year-old matrix that will give life back to Optimus Prime, one of the alien robots who is on the side of humans in their fight against the evil Decepticons who are out to destroy them.
With Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox back as the leads and massive battles involving ships, planes, tanks, rockets and industrial level shape-changing machines, the film will make another huge dent in the global boxoffice.
With its intelligence at the level of the simple-minded, however, the film is not likely to attract moviegoers who seek something more than a screen filled with kaleidoscopes of colored metal. Fan boys will no doubt love it, but for the uninitiated it's loud, tedious and, at 147 minutes, way too long.
LaBeouf's nerdy character Sam is off to college in this one. He barely has time to meet his new roommates before the war games begin. Fox's hot-chick car mechanic Mikaela has come to visit, and the two are soon off on the international hunt for the missing matrix.
Sam's nitwit parents (Kevin Dunn, Julie White) are on holiday in Europe. They also get involved along with college fellow Leo (Ramon Rodriguez) and eventually Simmons (John Turturro), a former agent who now works at his mother's butcher shop. Rainn Wilson is wasted in one scene as a snarky professor.
Tyrese Gibson and Josh Duhamel return as stalwart soldiers, and there's the expected army of cars, trucks, assorted vehicles and mechanical implements that can become nasty metallic beasts in a flash. The long climax takes place in the Egyptian desert with ancient secrets to be found inside the pyramids with explosions going off all around.
Bay's team of four editors stitch together smashing but meaningless images, though it's as difficult to make out which machine is which as it is to tell what anyone is saying. The noise level -- not helped by Steve Jablonsky's relentless score -- is super-intense and everyone yells lines at high speed. Because nothing they're saying makes any sense, it's hardly important.
LaBeouf gets little chance to show what charm he might have. Meanwhile, Fox has little to do except look great in a tank top and tight jeans while running in slow motion through flying sand.
Opens: Wednesday, June 24 (Paramount)









