10:54pm PT by Ryan Gajewski
'The Bachelor': Chris Learns Jade's Shocking Secret, Picks Final 3
Things got sexy on this week's post-Valentine's Day episode of The Bachelor, as Jade revealed all (so to speak) about her past. Chris Soules also got to meet the four finalists' families, including one sister who wasn't so crazy about him.
The episode picked up from Sunday's special episode, as Chris and Becca had a chill (read: kinda boring) one-on-one date at his suite in Iowa. Dates with Becca might not be particularly thrilling, but there's no denying that she's near the top of the pack.
Back at the ladies' place, former frontrunner Britt was ready to pack her things, declaring that she's ready to leave voluntarily after her rant in the previous episode. The ladies, particularly Carly, had trouble believing her.
Chris nixed the cocktail party, leading Britt to pull him away at the start of the rose ceremony. She tried to set things straight, but Chris had made up his mind that he no longer trusted her. He admitted that Carly had warned him that Britt wasn't fond of his home town (Chris really loves throwing the tattletales under the bus, doesn't he?), and so he sent home a devastated Britt. Back at the rose ceremony, Carly was also left empty-handed.
Chris went to Louisiana to meet Becca's family, where her sister and mom basically made it as clear as possible to Chris that Becca's a virgin without actually using the V-word. (We're sure Becca will be thrilled about that when she watches the episode.) Becca's sister had a particularly memorable quote about a "sugar donut" that sounded a lot like a euphemism. By by the end of the night, Chris and Becca smooched on a Ferris wheel, allaying any worry about Becca not appreciating affection.
Whitney decided to make Chris exceptionally uncomfortable by claiming that she wanted to test his "specimen" at her fertility clinic, before finally telling him she was just joshing. At her family's place, Chris spoke to her sister, Kimberly, who made it clear that she would not give her permission just yet for them to marry.
As if this season hadn't included enough painful singing from Chris, Kaitlyn decided to record a rap with him, which included as many botched takes as you would expect. Her mom was worried that Kaitlyn would put a wall up, which Kaitlyn appeared to prove wrong by instead putting a billboard up. Uh, how much did that thing cost?
Finally, Chris was in Nebraska to meet Jade's family, and her brother got in Chris' head with his "wild mustang" remark. Jade then decided to explain what he meant, telling Chris about her Playboy photo — and video! — shoot, and then giving Chris a firsthand glimpse. Chris seemed borderline traumatized, although he claimed that it wouldn't affect his relationship with her. We'll see about that.
At the rose ceremony, Whitney, Becca and Kaitlyn all got roses, meaning Jade, aka Miss Wild Mustang, was put to pasture. May this be a lesson to everyone out there: Honesty is never the best policy when it comes to dating.
Did Chris make the right decision by cutting Jade, Britt and Carly? When do you think Becca will tell Chris about her V-card? Are you hoping to never hear Chris bust a rhyme again? Let us know in the comments!