September 27, 2011 7:07am PT by Lindsay Powers
Chuck Lorre Talks Charlie Sheen Lawsuit, Tell-All Book in New Vanity Card
Chuck Lorre seemingly made another dig against Charlie Sheen in the vanity card that aired Monday night at the end of Two and a Half Men -- the same day Warner Bros., Lorre and Sheen announced they'd settled their $100 million lawsuit.
"Sometime last year I realized I had become the unwilling contestant in a reality show. I didn't understand the rules, wasn't sure if there even were any, and pretty much hated every second of it. For many months I kept hoping and praying that it would end. But it did not. Somewhere along the way, something inside me died. Anyway, now, suddenly, I'm being told that the reality show's been cancelled," the vanity card read, seemingly referring to the settlement between Sheen, Warner Bros. and Lorre.
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Lorre continued in his vanity card: "Apparently, it was just one of those things that somehow got out of control. Sorry. Whoops. Live and learn. Moving on. Game over. And that's fine. I am so good with that. Yes, please, let's all move on. "
Except Lorre may not be ready to move on.
"There's just one problem. That thing inside me that died? It walks at night. It's angry. It's hungry. And worst of all...it's writing a tell-all book," the vanity card read.
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But Lorre didn't only focus on Sheen in his vanity cards Monday night. He also broadcast the raunchy "A Very Short Story," about a man who "who almost manscaped himself to death."
The studio issued the following statement on Monday after announcing a settlement to the $100 million lawsuit.
“Warner Bros. Television, Chuck Lorre and Charlie Sheen have resolved their dispute to the parties’ mutual satisfaction. The pending lawsuit and arbitration will be dismissed as to all parties. The parties have agreed to maintain confidentiality over the terms of the settlement.”