5:18am PT by Ryan Gajewski
Jon Stewart Slams Donald Trump's John McCain Comments: "Projectile Vomit of Dickishness"
Jon Stewart can't get enough of Donald Trump's latest incendiary remarks.
As The Daily Show returned Monday with new episodes following a two-week hiatus, Stewart played clips of Trump saying over the weekend that John McCain is not a war hero and that Trump likes "people who weren't captured."
Stewart then channeled his inner Trump to say, "And you know what else, if I may, just a moment? And f— cancer survivors, too. I like people who don't get cancer. ... Those are the people we should be making wishes and running marathons for: winners."
The Daily Show host added: "Trump's bold 'POWs aren't heroes' raised questions of, 'What the f— is wrong with him?' "
Stewart showed footage of Republican politicians speaking out against Trump's comments. "At long last, does the man who accused the vast majority of Mexican-American immigrants of being drug-addicted rapists have no sense of decency?" Stewart asked about Trump.
Stewart added that Trump reminded him of "some sort of Jewish holiday waiting to happen, like, 'We thought the craziness would only last a day.' " Stewart suggesting calling the holiday "Holyshitukkah."
"The only reason you like this guy in the first place is because of the terrible things he was willing to say about Obama," Stewart said of Republicans. "But Trump has no control over the projectile vomit of dickishness that comes out of his mouth every time he opens it. It was inevitable some of his word puke was going to get on you."
In a later segment, The Daily Show correspondent Jordan Klepper said that Trump is looking to become the "first openly asshole president."