Tracy Morgan Threatens to Go Back Into a Coma Because of Donald Trump, David Letterman

"One black dude in the whole galaxy! I'm pissed off, man!" he said of 'Star Wars.' "That was Lando Calrissian's nephew. He pulled some strings to get him in the cadets. They got him doing that crappy job. He left a good union job as a Stormtrooper."
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Tracy Morgan and Jimmy Fallon

Tracy Morgan stopped by Tuesday's Tonight Show, and the sit-down felt like his good ol' stand-up comedy.

Before playing a few rounds of Pup Quiz with Jimmy Fallon, the actor pretended to get caught up about all the pop culture milestones he had missed due to his coma.

"I liked that dude," the comedian said of David Letterman, who has since retired from hosting the Late Show. "I'm going back in the coma! ... Donald Trump is leading in the polls! I'm going back!"

He also ranted about Star Wars: The Force Awakens. "One black dude in the whole galaxy! I'm pissed off, man!" he joked of John Boyega. "That was Lando Calrissian's nephew. He pulled some strings to get him in the cadets. They got him doing that crappy job. He left a good union job as a Stormtrooper. Good union job! I tried to get him an application for sanitation."

He added, "I'mma tell you something, man: Chewbacca's not good, man. He's behind in his child support payments right now. Everybody knows Chewbacca's in rehab right now!"

He also ranted about the Rocky franchise and The Godfather, hoping for a radio show in which he talks about classic films. "Balboa lost that second fight. Apollo Creed carried that bum for 15 rounds in two movies. Balboa lost that second fight! ... Sonny would have lived if he'd had an EZ Pass!"

And finally, he noted, "Nobody acts better than Barbra Streisand. Really! Yeah, I wish we could have got married, but it didn't work out. We had kids together, though. Barbra, I love you!"

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