6:57am PT by Lindsay Powers
'Two and a Half Men:' Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer Kiss (Video)
Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer got close on Monday's Two and a Half Men.
In the CBS show, Kutcher hit on a Rachel Maddow look-alike, who then said, "I'm going to have to spell it out for you," before leaning in to kiss her female date.
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"Oh, you thought we were hitting on you!" Kutcher retorted, taking Cryer by surprise by leaning in for a smooch. Watch above.
"We're here, we're queer, get used to it," Cryer said afterward.
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The episode also featured Kutcher's character, Walden's, run-in with his ex-wife's date, Joe Manganiello.
When they're introduced, Manganiello says "I've heard a lot about you," while Kutcher snapped back, "Oh yeah, did you hear about my giant penis?"