The 77-Year-Old Indiana Jones Jokes: A Running Tally
Harrison Ford is old, the observation goes when the film is announced.
Twitter really loves the news that Harrison Ford and Steven Spielberg are reuniting for a fifth Indiana Jones movie in 2019 — loves to make fun of, that is.
Within seconds of Disney announcing the latest edition to the iconic action series, Twitter users were off to the races with punny titles for the movie centered on the fact that star Ford will be 77 when it hits theaters.
A sampling of some of the best reactions on Twitter.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for the Hemorrhoid Cushion— Norm Wilner (@normwilner) March 15, 2016
Indiana Jones and the Early Bird Special— Will McAvoy (@WillMcAvoyACN) March 15, 2016
Whole Indiana Jones movie will be him arguing with AOL customer support about why he's still getting billed for dial-up Internet service— Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) March 15, 2016
The first scene of the next Indiana Jones will be him finding a bejeweled replacement hip in a cave.— The Shogun of Sorrow (@DGoddamnGlover) March 15, 2016
Indiana Jones V: Indy *IS* the artifact.— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) March 15, 2016
Indiana Jones and the iPad That Never Works— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 15, 2016
Indiana Jones and the Wait, Stop Running, I Just Need to Catch My Breath https://t.co/xX9Dp2ufB9— Marc Bernardin (@marcbernardin) March 15, 2016
— Kyle Hill (@Sci_Phile) March 15, 2016
1. Too Hot Living Room
2. Search for the Lost Remote
3. Affordable Medicaid
4. Kids on My Lawn
5. Where Now?
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) March 15, 2016