Awards Watch: Emmy Roundtable -- Comedy Actresses
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We usually review the Emmy roundtable videos once or twice to make sure everyone's comments are quoted accurately in the transcription. But this year, comedy actress panelist Sofia Vergara's heavy Colombian accent required what might be the first triple-review in Hollywood Reporter roundtable history. We're pretty sure we got everything right.
The Hollywood Reporter: We asked the men who's the funniest man alive. So who's the funniest woman?
Sofia Vergara: Lucy.
Jane Lynch: She's dead! (Laughs.)
Vergara: Well, she's alive for me, anyways.
Wanda Sykes: I would say Mo'Nique. Have you seen "Precious"? She was hilarious! (Laughs.)
Lynch: Outrageous! I've been watching "Damages" lately and Martin Short is in it. Not that he's a funny woman, but funny people can do drama really well. Lily Tomlin is on "Damages" too and they're both fantastic.
Patricia Heaton: Don't you love seeing someone being cast completely out of type?
Jane Lynch: If you can do comedy, you can really do anything.
Vergara: But not the other way (around).
THR: What are the biggest frustrations of your job?
Heaton: We have the greatest jobs in the world. You go in and people put makeup on you, someone brings you your water and asks what you want for breakfast, wheels you to the set.
Vergara: They don't do any of that for me. (Laughs.)
Heaton: That aside, we have a single-camera show, so the hours are quite long and I'm not used to that. Keeping up your energy, day in and day out, when you're working 12 or 14 or 16 hours is tough. The other adjustment is working single camera with no audience response and literally no rehearsal time. You go up, you go in, you block it, you run the lines once and then your rehearsal is pretty much on camera as you're shooting.
Courteney Cox: It just happens so fast. You give three different versions just to give it a range and you don't really have time to go in and change (things). "Why did you pick that one? That's actually not good." I think we're locking a show during this (roundtable) and I so want to be a part of it.
Heaton: You're producing, right?
Cox: Yes, it's great because I'm really hands on and this is the first time a show has been tailored to me. On "Friends," I was part of an amazing experience and cast but I didn't have a say in anything. Now I do and it's my baby and I want to be a part of everything.
THR: How assertive are you?
Cox: Pretty assertive. (Showrunner) Bill Lawrence is amazing about sharing. I didn't think he was going to be; he didn't want to have to share. But now that he's decided to go into business with me, he's been great.
Heaton: Are you in the writers' room when they're breaking stories?
Cox: No. We meet beforehand, we talk about directions and stuff.
Heaton: And then are you in the editing room?
Cox: Yes. The editing room is like 10 yards from my room, so I just pop in or give notes. Bill's really smart, so you can say, "In that scene, I think there's a better take."
Felicity Huffman: I haven't done very many movies, but I always thought the real way to do it would be not to travel around with your own hair and makeup (person) but with your own editor!
Heaton: I don't know what's going on on the other side of the camera. Sometimes they use a weird lens, like a fish-eye, and you're acting up a storm but you don't know how it's going to look. There was a scene (on "The Middle") where we'd forgotten our daughter's birthday and she's sitting at the table by herself with this balloon and we walk in and are so mortified -- and I'm doing all this feeling and recollection of all the crap I did to my kids that made me feel terrible. And when I watched it, I was way over on the other side of the room. And I thought, I would have loved them to pick something a little bit closer. If I had known it was going to be that--maybe I should ask more questions--I would have done something more than just standing there. But they may have decided to use the long shot because it was funnier. I'm not a producer so I have no say in that whatsoever.
Cox: But even if you are, when I read the script for "Cougar Town," I thought it was really funny. But when I went to watch the first cuts, I was shocked at how frenetic it was. It was just boom-boom; there was no time for moments; it was nothing like I thought it was going to be. And since then, the show has developed into something a little more calm. It's still fast and has whip-pans, but it's a completely different show now. (At first) I was completely taken aback, because that was not what I read at all, so that was kind of scary.
Huffman: Were you allowed to go into the pilot and let it breathe a little bit?
Cox: Honestly, no, not that much.
THR: When you watch your performance, what's your favorite thing?
Huffman: My favorite thing is someone else's close-up -- and my least favorite thing is my lack of lips. (Laughs.) Driving home at the end of the day, you're like, "Oh my God, I know how I should have done that scene," so I find (the show) hard to watch. I watch like this with one hand over my eyes or I multitask so if I can make it through one pass without (thinking) the acting police should come get me, then I never see it again.
THR: Jane and Wanda, coming from the improv and stand-up world, do you have a good sense of what is working when you're doing your shows?
Lynch: With "Glee," yes, because everything I say is written so well. I don't touch any of the writing because I don't have time. I'm learning lines all the time because my character is rather verbose. But in other things, you just hope they (keep) the moments because sometimes the hilarity is in the moment and sometimes an editor might blow through that. When I do things other than "Glee," I cross my fingers, hoping that whoever is editing it knows how to edit comedy. Because they can really kill it.
Sykes: On "Old Christine," it's such a piece of cake for me because I don't have to mess with it. But on my show, because I'm doing everything, I'm more aware of "Well, is this funny?" And, you know, I just mug it up.
THR: How do you handle a situation when the material is not funny and you know it?
Lynch: I've had moments in "Glee," some moments that are kind of iconic now, that I didn't think were that funny. But I'm one of those people: I'm tired, I'm not that ambitious anymore. (Laughs.) So a moment will come up and I'll just play it and do my best. Maybe it goes flat, but I don't take responsibility. I rarely watch what I do, I just walk away from it.
Heaton: You don't watch the show?
Lynch: Not much. I watched the Madonna episode of "Glee" last night. I was in bed with my dogs and my cats all by myself, laughing! I turned to my dog and said, "You're mommy's funny!"
THR: Why don't you watch it more?
Lynch: (Not) because I don't like to watch myself. It's just that when I'm done, I'm done. I spent a lot of time when I was younger dissecting my performances, going: "Oh, I shouldn't have done that, what if I had done it this way," to the point where, just for my mental health, I had to stop watching myself. I was very critical. Now I just have as much fun in the moment and I really walk away.
Sykes: I used to watch everything. Now I TiVo "Old Christine" and I don't have time to go back and watch it. And also, because I'm not involved with the editing, it's like, I know what I did, they make their choices. But on my show, I stopped watching because I do the editing. I'm there all night. We shoot Friday nights and I get home at 6:30, 7 in the morning on Saturday. So it's like, I just watched it eight times.
THR: Sofia, do you watch "Modern Family"?
Vergara: Sometimes. I have a 19-year-old son.
Lynch: Really? How is that possible?
Vergara: Plastic surgery. (Laughs.) Now, at his age, it's hard to find things to do with him. I realize his friends love the show and he loves the show, so I enjoy seeing him laughing and feeling like I'm part of them. Because usually he's so annoyed with me.
THR: When you watch yourself, what are you most critical of?
Vergara: Well, I'm new to acting.
Heaton: What? You're new to acting?
Vergara: Like, five years.
Heaton: Really? I would never have known that. What were you doing before?
Vergara: I was a TV host. But it was a travel show -- not comedy, not acting.
Lynch: Wow, she's a natural.
Vergara: I never had time to train or go to acting classes, so it gives me a little bit of insecurity. Waiting for an audition, you see all these girls that have been preparing, working for eight years. Then I started saying, "Whatever, if they want me, they want me." So I did fool them.
Lynch: It's all fooling, isn't it?
THR: Do actors need an extra level of confidence to do comedy?
Huffman: I'm trying to figure out comedy, to tell you the truth. My husband (William H. Macy) and I sit there and watch ("Desperate Housewives"). He tries to give me pointers.
Vergara: You have to be not too afraid of looking like a fool or ugly or fat. You have to let go of all of that..
Lynch: It's about having confidence in your lack of confidence. It's being able to look silly and show the parts of you that aren't so sophisticated or shiny and allow that to come out, and not try to shape it to look good.
Heaton: I don't think you can learn it, though. If you're not funny, you can't learn it. For certain kinds of comedy, there's a musicality and a rhythm, and maybe you can learn that a little bit. And there are some people who are funny unintentionally. But, especially for comedians, you have to have it in your DNA to make it work.
Lynch: It's being able to go to the dark places, which is why comedy actors are good at drama. It's the same process. You're going to those dark places in the shadow, and that's the stuff that the people in the audience respond to.
Heaton: Comedy is all about pain and suffering -- but it's the take on it, finding something in it that connects with everybody.
Lynch: People feel better about themselves after a comedy. They don't realize they're seeing themselves or an aspect of themselves that they're laughing at, but they walk away feeling better about themselves.
Sykes: Comedy is ugly. But I do think you have to have confidence. Especially doing stand-up: If you get onstage and they see you're nervous, it makes the audience nervous. Same thing in acting, but you have to have a little vulnerability with that. They want to see a flaw to connect with themselves.
Heaton: An actor is somebody who has a big enough ego that they're willing to go out in front of a bunch of people, but also be vulnerable (enough) to fail in front of people. It's this very weird dichotomy. We're sick; it's a sickness.
Cox: And you've got to be willing to offend.
Sykes: It's harder for women. There are certain boundaries that people don't want you to cross. Men, whatever they do inappropriate, it's accepted. The more they cross that line, people find it even funnier. But for women to do that, it's like, "Is this funny or is this gross?" I would love to be able to fart! That would be great.
Heaton: I just saw a short film on pregnant women who had their bellies talking; this was a comedy audience, mostly men. And they were so offended. Because it's women, there's this fear: women give birth. We have this creative power and we're showing it, the stretched out belly button with the stretch marks. The men couldn't stand looking at it. It crossed the line for them.
THR: You've all mentioned the writing on your shows. But Wanda, when you do "Curb Your Enthusiasm," there's no script, right?
Sykes: No script. I won't know what the scene is about until I get there. Either Larry (David) or (co-star) Jeff Garlin will say, "Do you know what we're doing? And I'll be like "Of course I don't! You guys don't know what you're doing." (Laughs.)
Vergara: Is it fun doing something like that?
Sykes: It's a lot of fun. But doing an (improv) scene that will probably take two hours is more stressful than working a 10-hour day on a scripted show. You're just relying on yourself and your wit. Whatever piece of information (Larry David) gives you to move the story along, you got to fit that in there. And he is just awkward to work with. I love him but he's just awkward and he makes me uncomfortable. (Laughs.)
Heaton: It would be really scary to have to go in and improv everyday. I'm so much more comfortable having lines. I go to every director and say, "Tell me exactly how you want this said," because I hate wasting time and I want to get home at a decent hour. At one point, maybe in acting class, I wanted to discover it for myself. Now I just want to get home.
Vergara: (I improvise) a little bit because of my accent, sometimes. And because I haven't done that much stuff, they don't know what I can do, so they let me do what I want, a little. But usually I do what they write.
THR: Do they write in your cadence?
Vergara: Now they (do). At the beginning I was always like, "I can't say this, this word is ridiculous." Now (co-creator) Chris (Lloyd) is the one that is in charge of reading my lines, because he does my accent perfect. So when they're reading to see if the jokes are playing, he's the one that reads my jokes. It's pretty funny.
Heaton: People think comedy is, "Oh, they're just riffing." But comedy is the most specific thing. It's drama where you can kind of fudge with the lines. Comedy is about rhythm; you can't just go in and say what you want, because you can kill the joke by changing one word or by inflection.
Lynch: Or pausing at a certain point.
THR: Do you fear you'll wake up one day and not be funny?
Sykes: I try not to think about it. But that's where the stress comes from. I hope I can deliver. I hope I can get through the scene and there's something funny they can use.
Lynch: I don't worry too much because it kil