Ben Affleck's Penis Is the Talk of the PGA Awards; 'He Can Play Batman!' (Video)
Stars are usually hailed for their huge talents and impressive performances at awards shows -- not for the size of their penises.
But it was Ben Affleck's big manhood that became a hot topic at the PGA Awards on Sunday, with Two and a Half Men producer Chuck Lorre bragging to the audience about how well endowed the actor is.
"One week ago I was here for the Golden Globes -- I was over there, I never got here. But it was still a very fun night, I got to go to the bathroom and I found myself peeing next to Ben Affleck," Lorre revealed as he took to the podium.
"Yes, I peeked … and yes, Comic-Con, he can play Batman!" he exclaimed, as the crowd burst into laughter.
While some men might be embarrassed about their penis being talked about in public, Affleck took it in his stride, and offered his gratitude for the compliment before he even knew who had said it.
"I want to thank someone tonight. Evidently, I was in the bar, briefly, and I came back to my seat and somebody said, 'There was a guy up on stage who said you have a big d--k.'
"I said, 'Oh, isn't that always how it goes -- the one time it happens, and I missed it!' joked the actor, who is set to play the Caped Crusader in the upcoming Man of Steel followup.
"But thank you very much, whoever you are, God bless you," he gushed. "Spread the word. I am often confused with Matt Damon but rarely with Michael Fassbender, so it was a nice change!"