Watch Chris Pratt Give Acting Lessons While Drunk on Fireball Whisky (Video)
"Let's say you're at a Jamba Juice and you see a T. Rex. How do you act? Easy. You say, 'Aw shit, T. Rex.' Do you see how I emoted?"
Behold — Chris Pratt has shared some incredibly candid acting advice!
The Jurassic World star did so after throwing back a few shots of Fireball Whisky during his GQ cover shoot. He admitted, "I'm not sharp right now — I am dull, I am dull. This is like performing brain surgery with a blunt end of a hammer."
Nevertheless, onto the acting lessons. "Let's say you're at a Jamba Juice and you see a T. Rex. How do you act? Easy. You say, 'Aw shit, T. Rex.' Do you see how I emoted?"
He also notes what to do when encountering a snake in the desert, when pulled over with weed in the glove box, when commanding the crowd at Nashville's Bluebird Cafe and when asked about where babies come from.
Plus, if you forget about your spouse's birthday, "you say, 'That is not your birthday. You were in an accident. You have to trust me. Now get back to bed, your birthday's tomorrow.' Act now and you'll get my acting DVD which will teach you to make a video to then show them which is proof that they were indeed in this accident that they were not in!"
Amidst the comical moments, he does give a few somewhat useful tips. "Just make it about yourself and not about them," he says. And "just work out a lot, use sunscreen and roll the dice."
Watch the video below.
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