Chuck Norris Turns 75: The Best Jokes About His Birthday, Roundhouse Kicks Aplenty
"Chuck Norris isn't turning 75. 75 is turning Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris turns 75 today, and the Internet is celebrating.
In recent years, a mythology has sprung up around the action icon, with tales about his great fetes becoming their own brand of joke and even inspiring a series of books.
Predictably, the jokes have started pouring in on Norris' birthday. Check out the best (so far), which will be updating throughout the day. First up: one from the man himself.
Chuck Norris has his own boarding group. It's a roundhouse kick. Happy Birthday to a Walker, Texas legend! (Keep it going!) #75YearsOfChuck— Southwest Airlines (@SouthwestAir) March 10, 2015
Chuck Norris can cut a hot knife with butter.— Sam Ro (@bySamRo) March 10, 2015
Yeah, I share a birthday with Chuck Norris...jealous?— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) March 10, 2015
It's Chuck Norris's birthday, but Chuck Norris isn't turning 75. 75 is turning Chuck Norris. #sorry— Outside Magazine (@outsidemagazine) March 10, 2015
.@chucknorris Happy Birthday to the man that is almost as Texas as Whataburger.— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) March 10, 2015
Good Cop: You're under arrest! Chuck Norris Cop: I already arrested him 3 weeks ago. *windmill high-five kick*— Topher Writes (@Iwriteforcats) March 11, 2015
#HappyBirthdayChuckNorris Chuck Norris doesn't need to flush the toilet - he just scares the $h1t out of it. Happy 75th Chuck!— Ramp Monkey (@Ramp_Monkey) March 11, 2015