Jake Gyllenhaal, Bradley Cooper and Seth Rogen Read Memorable Lines from 'Clueless'

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The actors take part in a fake audition for the '90s movie, reading Alicia Silverstone's speech about Haitian immigration.

Alicia Silverstone is the original Cher Horowitz in Clueless, but Jake Gyllenhaal, Bradley Cooper, Seth Rogen and Paul Dano did their best to emulate her in a fake audition video for W Magazine.

"I would like to preface this by saying that what was unfortunate about reading through this for the first time — I just would also like to say that I just got this — was that I realized that I talk like this, which is a bummer," said Gyllenhaal before he started reading the Clueless lines. 

The actors recited the lines from Cher's speech in her classroom about Haitian immigration, which she compared to a party at her parents' house.

"The more the merrier," said Dano in a deadpan voice. "If the government could just get into the kitchen and rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians," continued Cooper with a fast delivery.

An enthusiastic Rogen jumped in, "It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."

Here's a look at the original speech:

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