David Letterman 'Going Clear' Sketch: "When You Want Science Mixed with Geology, the Answer Is Scientology"

The late-night host trotted out his recurring "executive" character Jim Keyes on Thursday, this time as the head of the Church of Scientology.

David Letterman is the latest to take pot shots at Scientology.

The late-night host trotted out his recurring "executive" character Jim Keyes on Thursday, this time as the head of the Church of Scientology.

Keyes wanted to set the record straight on the new Scientology documentary Going Clear, telling the audience, "Folks, you have heard a lot of malarkey from the nervous Nellies in this so-called documentary. Your pals at Scientology want to turn the page and get back to doing what we do best: having fun."

Keyes then pitches a new Scientology recruitment campaign: "All this month, drop by any participating Scientology Church, center or dark site and say, 'This is the year I'm going clear!' You'll get a free zap from one of our E-meters. Oh, that tickles!"

Keyes concludes, "And remember, when you want science mixed with geology, the answer is Scientology."

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