'Inside Amy Schumer': Bill Nye Explains the Universe Is Really All About White Women In Their Twenties

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"I'm just going to put it out into the universe."

For clarification's sake, Bill Nye explained what the real purpose of the universe has become on Inside Amy Schumer.

"We now know the universe is essentially a force sending cosmic guidance to white women in their twenties," said Nye. Broad City's Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer helped Nye and Schumer illustrate the new definition of the universe as the women spoke about apricot Puggles, mittens and sleeping with married men.

Put your dream out into the universe, and everything will work out. "Sometimes the universe creates a coincidence just so a publicist at Aeropostale will have a realization," said Nye before he has his own, curse-filled realization.

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