Jimmy Kimmel Unveils Valentine's Day Cards Inspired by Trump Administration
A card with a picture of Kellyanne Conway reads, "My love for you is as real as the Bowling Green Massacre."
Jimmy Kimmel celebrated Valentine's Day by releasing a batch of faux cards that Kimmel joked were written by members of President Trump's administration.
"My love for you is as real as the Bowling Green massacre," said one card with a picture of Kellyanne Conway. Another card, bearing an image of Steve Bannon, asked, "Will you be mein?"
Retired doctor and HUD Secretary Ben Carson's card joked about brain surgery, Ivanka Trump's card insisted that she and her father were just friends, and a card claiming to be from Trump's sons Eric and Don Jr. teased them about their not-so-blind trust.
"I almost love you enough to leave New York," was Melania Trump's quip, a pointed joke about how the First Lady has yet to join her husband in his move to the White House.