Watch Judd Apatow's Scathing Bill Cosby Impression in 'Tonight Show' Stand-Up
"Do you like your life? Do you like the house, the jet? Then have a cappuccino and shut the f--- up.'"
Judd Apatow made his Tonight Show stand-up debut on Monday night, performing jokes for the first time since he stopped at 24 years old thanks to some fresh material -- a scathing impression of Bill Cosby.
"Cosby is still out on the road. Isn’t that weird? He’s, like, doing stand-up? What do you think his act is like? Do you think he’s still talking about it?" the Trainwreck director asked, showing off his best impression of the comedian. "Do you think he says, 'Have you ever been in trouble with the wife? Did you ever get into the doghouse with the wife over something that you did?' "
He then launched into a hypothetical situation in which Cosby’s wife, Camille Cosby, asks the comic about the rape allegations surrounding him and dominating the headlines.
"She says to me, 'What is this in the paper about the raping, the drugging and the women?' " Apatow said, as Cosby. "And I said, ‘Do you like your life? Do you like the house, the jet? Then have a cappuccino and shut the f--- up.' "
The director has remained steadfast in slamming Cosby on Twitter and in interviews, because "I just kept noticing that no one else was saying that this was a bad thing," he recently told Today. "I would have loved to not talk about it. It's incredibly sad. It's one of the most tragic things that's happened in our business, and I think we do have to stand up for the women and say that we believe you."
Watch Apatow's set below.