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Newsflash: Kermit the Frog Denies Relationship With Co-Worker

Kermit the Frog

He and Denise are just friends, OK?

Well, that was quick. 

Less than a month after announcing their split after 40 years together, Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy are already back in the dating game. While Piggy appears to be playing the field and keeping her options open at the moment (much to Liam Hemsworth's dismay), rumors have been flying Kermie is already in a committed relationship with a younger lady — specifically, an ABC marketing employee named Denise

However, Mr. Frog announced via Twitter Tuesday evening that although, yes, he is dating again, he and Denise are "simply close friends." His official statement reads: 

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"While I prefer to keep my personal life private, this is Hollywood, so who am I kidding? It is true that I am dating again. However, at this time no one woman — pig or otherwise — is my official 'new girlfriend.' We are simply close friends."

But despite his denial, it appears that the public has not taken a liking to Denise, with many hoping that Miss Piggy will take it upon herself to, um, break them up. 

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