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Who Was Most Naked at the Met Gala?

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Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez

From a scale of 1-10: A definitive break down of the most revealing looks on Monday's carpet.

For an event like the Met Gala — which is known as  "fashion's biggest night" — there sure seemed to be quite a few ladies not wearing much of anything at all.

In a battle to out-naked each other, fierce competitors Beyonce, Jennifer Lopez, Kim Kardashian and Dakota Johnson put everything on the line (and in front of the camera) to push the limits of tastefulness and test Anna Wintour's patience. 

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Here we break down their looks and answer the ultimate question: who wins the coveted title of Most Naked Met Gala Lady of 2015? 

1. Dakota Johnson

Relative to her competitors, Johnson took the more traditional skin-baring route in an itty-bitty mini dress with a plunging neckline and bum-grazing hemline. However, the sparkling Chanel number, though risque in itself, was mild compared to the more sheer looks also spotted on this evening's carpet. Naked Score: 5/10

2. Kim Kardashian

We already know that Kardashian isn't a fan of clothes (hello, Internet Breaking backside), so it shouldn't come as a surprise that she provided us with an eyeful as she stepped out in her custom Roberto Cavalli gown by recently appointed creative director Peter Dundas. The long, beaded sleeves and full skirt however, made up for the nakedness exposed by the strategically placed embellishments. Naked Score: 7/10

3. Jennifer Lopez

Hello, J.Lo. For this year's event Lopez returned to the very same lady that helped her spawn Google Image search: Donatella Versace. Lopez attended the fashion ball as the legendary designer's date, rocking a a sheer, beaded red gown with an artfully twisted dragon covering her, um, goodies. And though there might not be any technological advances stemming from tonight's appearance, we're betting that her bum-baring gown will make "side-butt" the new "side-boob" on the red carpet. Naked Score: 8/10

4. Beyonce

Beyonce wanted to make sure we forgot all about last year's rumble in the elevator, and her show-stopping dress certainly erased that memory before she even set foot on the carpet. Queen Bey left the world dumbfounded when she posted an Instagram of her embellished crystal Givenchy dress, which was basically just sheer fabric with as few crystals as possible needed to make the look PG-13 rather than rated R. Naked Score: 10/10

This year's winner is sheer — we mean, clear: Beyonce. Congrats, Bey, you truly are the Queen.

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