Rambling Reporter

NOT A FAN OF MUSTACHES? Like Tom Jones in days of yore, George Clooney seems to inspire women to take off their clothes in the strangest places. At the New York Film Festival's closing-night screening of The Descendants on Oct. 16, Fox Searchlight staff tried in vain to skedaddle a not particularly young woman near the arrival line donning a fake mustache -- and no top -- who was out to show off her goods to Clooney. However, they couldn't move her as she'd parked herself on private property near Lincoln Center's entrance. Clooney's reaction? None at all.