Republican Presidential Debate on CNBC: What Hollywood Is Saying
Graphic novelist and TV writer Warren Ellis (Blade):
-- Watching the GOP debate, waiting for Blofeld to press the button that drops one of them into the shark pool"
-- Romney's looking at Perry like, "how f---ing high ARE you?"
-- Rick Santorum has the damp smile of a man who imagines Jesus incinerating his audience and gets a one-inch erection
Actor-comedian Patton Oswalt (The King of Queens):
-- I'm going to predict everyone's closing statement. Here we go...
-- "I'm John Hunstman! I'm running for President! Look, I wore a tie and everything!" -- John H
-- "I looooooooooooooooooooooooooove the p---y!" -- Herman Cain
-- "You don't know what 'loving the p---y' means!" -- Newt Gingrich
-- "Holy Ghost glowing secret monsters grace breakfast Jesus hugs!" -- Michele Bachmann
-- "Marriage." -- Rick Santorum
-- "i loooooooooooooooooooooooove the Halidol." -- Rick Perry.
-- "Nooooo. No more talk. We go in. We KILL!" -- Ron Paul
-- "I'm not running for President! But I got up here anyway! BLAAAAARGGGH!" (sfx: cow moo) -- Jim Cramer
-- "I am Iron Man. " -- Mitt Romney
Comedian Sandra Bernhard:
-- Rick perry has old west hair
-- i thought ron paul was wearing a sweater. that jacket fits like one.
-- cut programs cut programs cut programs thank you mitt comb your hair.
-- 999 just brought the house down! #hermancain demands the laughter and brings it!
-- [After the debate ended] Wait i was just starting to get to know all my new friends and their spouses. #sexyrepublican
Actor-comedian Doug Benson (The Sarah Silverman Program, Best Week Ever):
-- Rick Perry is better suited to standing on a car dashboard than being President. #BobbleHead
-- Rick Santorum's 30 seconds feels like forever and 30 seconds
-- We'll be back with more of AMERICAN HORROR STORY, after this... #TweetThePress #cnbcDebate
The Rev. Al Sharpton, host of MSNBC's PoliticsNation:
-- The CNBC Republican debate winner by far- President Obama.
Dana Perino, co-host of Fox News' talk show The Five:
-- Ay yi yi, former Speaker Pelosi called a princess in the debate? Not fair. We may disagree on policy, but she earned the Speaker title.
-- President obama spent 2 years explaining, sorta, his healthcare bill and gop has 30 seconds to explain what they'd do to replace it. #nice"
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