Seth Meyers Weighs the Case Between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton

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"How do you choose?" asks Meyers sarcastically after listing a litany of Trump scandals.

As the polls tighten and Election Day looms, Seth Meyers did a deep dive into the polls and supporters of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.

At the end of his segment, Meyers pointed out that Americans "just don't love the two choices."

"I mean, do you pick someone who's under federal investigation for using a private email server?" asked Meyers, "or do you pick someone who called Mexicans rapists, claimed the president was born in Kenya, proposed banning an entire religion from entering the U.S., mocked a disabled reporter, said John McCain wasn't a war hero because he was captured, attacked the parents of a fallen soldier, bragged about committing sexual assault, was accused by 12 women of committing sexual assault, said some of those women weren't attractive enough for him to sexually assault, said more countries should get nukes, said he would force the military to commit war crimes, said a judge was biased because his parents were Mexicans, said women should be punished for having abortions, incited violence at his rallies, called global warming a hoax perpetrated by the Chinese, called for his opponent to be jailed, declared bankruptcy six times, bragged about not paying income taxes, stiffed his contractors and employees, lost $1 billion in one year, scammed customers with his fake university, bought a six-foot-tall painting of himself with money from his fake foundation, has a trial for fraud coming up in November, insulted an opponent's looks, insulted an opponent's wife's looks and bragged about grabbing women by the pussy?"

He held up his hands and deadpanned, "How do you choose?"

"Because it's so — it's so even. It's so even."

Watch at the 6:20 mark below.

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