Seth Rogen, Jimmy Fallon Perform Kid Jokes as Stand-Up Acts

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"Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies."

The Tonight Show's Jimmy Fallon and Seth Rogen returned to their comedy roots on Thursday to perform "Kid Stand-Up." 

Both originally sketch and stand-up performers, Fallon and Rogen took to the stage in their '90s stand-up blazers to recite jokes that real kids had written for them. The Neighbors 2 star opened up the set with the first joke: "What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Answer: We're both lawyers."

Another audience favorite was Rogen's Star Trek joke. "How many ears does Captain Kirk have? His left ear, his right ear and his final frontEAR." 

Fallon headlined the evening: "Where does the president keep his armies? In his sleevies." Closing out the show together, they told a few knock-knock jokes as a comedy team. 

Watch the full video below. 

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