'Ted 2': Sequel's 5 Most Outrageous Jokes
You'll never think about 'I Am Legend' in the same way again.
Not even star NFL quarterbacks are safe from a certain foul-mouthed teddy bear in Ted 2.
The sequel to the hit 2012 comedy, starring Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried and the voice of Seth MacFarlane, manages to squeeze in plenty of jaw-dropping scenes, many that involve bodily fluids. It opened to $32.9 million at the box office over the weekend.
Here are five of the most over-the-top gags and moments from the boundary-pushing film.
Tom Brady gets a bedtime surprise
The film had plenty of notable celeb cameos, but we'll spoil this one, as it was revealed in the trailer. Ted and Johnny (Walhberg) pay the quarterback a late-night visit in order to get a contribution (so to speak) from him. "Now let's give him a hand job into this red Solo cup," Ted tells Johnny as a pep talk.
After he fails to impress the nurse at the sperm bank, porn-addicted Johnny finds himself in an even stickier situation when he stumbles near the cups of bodily fluid. "I'm blinking it in!" Johnny laments when he gets the "specimen" on his face.
Unusual term for white people
One of Ted's co-workers refers to multiple Caucasian customers as "white n—s," prompting Ted to inquire whether this is actually a thing.
A certain celeb meets friends in the bathroom
One scene with a celebrity cameo features a soft-spoken, A-list action star who has an issue in the grocery store. Even naughtier is an appearance by a famously clean-cut TV star who makes a surprising request in the bar bathroom.
Flash explains why he can't help
Ted wants Sam Jones, better known as Flash Gordon, to be the surrogate father of his child. Sadly, Jones is lacking in the swimmers department, and he apparently only has one sperm left. "Little fellow's having his own I Am Legend in my nutsack," Jones explains.