Watch Amy Schumer Parody Child Pageants: "You're Not Allowed to Eat. You'll Bloat."
"I told you not to eat."
Inside Amy Schumer mocks child pageants in its latest sketch. Amy Schumer plays Amy Merryweather Sherman, and her mother, Cleopatricia, is played perfectly by Jennifer Coolidge.
"I told you not to eat," Cleopatricia says to her daughter. "You're not allowed to eat, you'll bloat!"
In the sketch, Schumer has a disease where she ages at five times the normal rate, so she doesn't look like the average 6-year-old. Coolidge's character dances inappropriately in the audience as Schumer competes in the "Little Miss Hot as Balls Pageant" and even has a nip slip.