Yes, I Did Say That!
It was nobody's fault, really. It was the network and the studio. When billionaires fight, it tends to take a lot longer than when normal people do."
-- Jon Hamm
The Mad Men actor, who also said he thinks the show should end soon, commenting on its delayed return because of contract negotiations.
"You worked tirelessly for four years to earn the diploma you will be receiving this weekend. ... And Dartmouth is giving me the same degree for interviewing the fourth lead in Twilight. Deal with it."
-- Conan O'Brien
The talk show host, joking that "life is not fair" during his commencement address to the 2011 graduates of Dartmouth College.
"Hard to tell from photos if Anthony Weiner is well-endowed. They say the camera adds ten pounds. #weiner #weinergate."
-- Joy Behar
Tweeting her own joke about Rep. Weiner's Twitter-photo scandal. He is taking a leave of absence from the House while seeking treatment.
"I hope for his sake that Tracy's apology will be accepted ... by his gay and lesbian co-workers ... without whom Tracy would not have lines to say, clothes to wear, sets to stand on, scene partners to act with or a printed-out paycheck from accounting to put in his pocket."
-- Tina Fey
On 30 Rock co-star Tracy Morgan's homophobic rant during a Nashville stand-up show. Morgan later recanted, saying he was "deeply sorry" for the remarks.
"I hope we're going to be friends. She'll be mad at me for a while, but I didn't do anything wrong."
-- Simon Cowell
On former The X Factor judge Cheryl Cole, who was fired and replaced by Nicole Scherzinger.
"Who the hell is Kim Kardashian? Like, who are these people, and why are they famous, and why are they advertising things and being asked their opinions about things?"
-- Edie Falco
The Nurse Jackie actress, on not watching reality TV.
"No. Well, never say never, but I wouldn't want it to end up on Saturday Night Live."
-- Rob Marshall
Comparing the prospect of making a Pirates of the Caribbean musical to the problems of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark.
"It doesn't keep anybody polite. We're not doffing our caps or standing up when they enter the room. They do more dick jokes than anybody because they've had to survive. They have to prove, coming in the door, that they're not dainty."
-- Dan Harmon
The Community creator, on what it's like to have women make up half of the show's writing staff.
"Everyone is clear what [the Playboy brand] stands for. We want to be sure everyone is clear what the KSL brand stands for, which is completely inconsistent with the Playboy brand."
-- Mark Willes
The president and CEO of NBC's Salt Lake City affiliate KSL-TV, on the station's decision not to air the network's fall show The Playboy Club.
"This will sound weird. Im laying in bed. with the trophy next me.#dreamcometrue."
-- Mark Cuban
The Dallas Mavericks owner tweeting after his team defeated the Miami Heat to win its first NBA championship.