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Film Review: 'No Strings Attached' Is Cutesy, Nowhere Near Hot Enough

Predictable, cutesy and nowhere near hot-blooded enough for a story about two friends with benefits who can't keep their hands off one another, "No Strings Attached" just barely squeaks by due to its larky depiction of the management of a sex-by-appointment relationship.

In the sort of blandly mainstream romantic comedy she has generally avoided, Natalie Portman works overtime to keep the leaky ship afloat, but Ashton Kutcher can't be budged out of puppy dog mode. Date and girls' night out appeal is sufficient for Paramount to anticipate decent mid-winter box-office returns for this rosy-cheeked (and occasionally exposed-cheeked) R-rated romp.