Kings -- TV Review
This wildly broad serialized series from NBC leaves you actually shaking your head wondering whether what you're seeing and hearing is genuine or a mere figment, playing off parable and royalty to tell a modern-day fable about greed and David-vs.-Goliath symbolism.
The fact it has Ian McShane making self-important pronouncements and coded threats only adds to the empty-headed vibe of creator/executive producer/writer Michael Green's two-hour opener that's less a pilot than an unwieldy and detached fantasy about the corrupting influence of power. We would get it just as clearly if they ratcheted down the intensity level 17 notches.
"Deadwood" heavyweight McShane, a gifted and dynamic performer, stars as King (yes King) Silas Benjamin, who presides over the mythical nation of Gilboa and whose capital is Shiloh (this here made-up place looks a lot like a major metropolis like, say, New York or Chicago). It's having problems keeping its hostile neighbor nation Gath at bay. I'm not making this stuff up, really.
So it seems a war is going on, and it's left to young soldier and Matt Damon look-alike David Shepherd (Chris Egan) to save POWs and face down the enemy, including standing up to a tank.
The symbolism just busts out from every corner of "Kings," which comes complete with the J.R. Ewing-like megalomaniac in King Silas and the ready-made Alexis Carrington bitch in Queen Rose Benjamin (played with frigid menace by Susanna Thompson).
Pretentious and far too taken with its own sense of menace, the show casts every line of dialogue as a pronouncement, every action as an uppercut to the chops.
Subtlety is for the other guys. "Kings" is too busy trying to take us back to the '80s but succeeds only in transporting viewers to a place of make-believe where everyone walks and talks with the sort of rigidity that bespeaks the desperate need for a bathroom break.
Airdate: 8-10 p.m. Sunday, March 15 (NBC)
Production: Universal Media Studios
Cast: Ian McShane, Chris Egan, Sebastian Stan, Allison Miller, Susanna Thompson, Wes Studi, Eamonn Walker, Dylan Baker
Executive producers: Michael Green, Francis Lawrence, Erwin Stoff
Creator-writer: Michael Green
Co-executive producer: Julie Martin
Consulting producers: Hank Steinberg, J.J. Philbin
Supervising producers: Erik Oleson, Brad Winters
Producer: Kamran Pasha
Line producer: Barry Berg, Margot Lulick
Director: Francis Lawrence
Director of photography: Jeff Cutter
Production designer: Kalina Ivanov
Costume designer: Dan Lawson
Casting: Beth Bowling, Kim Miscia, Nadia Lubb