Stan Helsing -- Film Revew
"Stan Helsing," being given a perfunctory pre-Halloween release, is highly unlikely to achieve the success of "Scary Movie," which Zenga executive produced, or even his "Soul Plane."
The perfunctory plot depicts the Halloween night adventures of the titular character (Steven Howey), a video store clerk who has no idea, despite his name, that he's related to the famous vampire hunter; his best friend ("SNL's" Kenan Thompson); and their bodacious female buddies (Diora Baird, Desi Lydic). On their way to a party, the quartet find themselves trapped at Stormy Night Estates, an enclave for such (slightly renamed) iconic horror movie characters as Freddy, Jason, Leatherface, Pinhead, Michael Myers and Chucky.
The filmmakers seem to have invested all of their creative energy providing reasonable facsimiles of the above-mentioned figures, with the result that "Helsing" is otherwise fairly devoid of a plot, wit, decent gags or anything else that would distinguish it from the hordes of similarly themed parodies that have preceded it.
The quartet of young performers are a game lot, with Howey and Thompson managing to eke some laughs despite the general barrenness and Baird and Lydic admirably unafraid to exploit their considerable sexuality for comic effect.
But the end results are beyond lame, and the presence of Leslie Nielsen -- playing in drag as a brusque coffee shop waitress -- will only serve to remind viewers of the far better spoofs with which he's been associated.
Production: Stone Village Pictures, Boz Prods., Insight Film Studios
Cast: Steve Howey, Diora Baird, Kenan Thompson, Desi Lydic, Leslie Nielsen
Director-screenwriter: Bo Zenga
Producers: Scott Steindorf, Bo Zenga, Kirk Shaw
Executive producers: Karen Lauder, Mark Jacobs, Christian Arnold-Beutel, Gregory R. Greenfield, Lionel S. Margolick, Scott M. Boggio, William G. Brown, Scott LaStaiti, Lindsay MacAdam, Dylan Russell
Director of photography: Robert New
Editors: Dennis M. Hill, Sterling Scott
Production designer: Chris August
Costume designer: Angelina Kekich
Music: Ryan Shore
Rated R, 90 minutes