Surrogates -- Film Review
Bruce Willis and Radha Mitchell play FBI agents in a society in which no one is whom or what he or she seems. The future world imagined here is one where humans cocoon at home, connected to remote control devices, while idealized, synthetic surrogates they control via brain impulses march daily into society to engage in any sort of risky behavior without possibility of injury or repercussion. Every "unit" looks like it stepped out of the pages of InStyle magazine.
You're told in an abbreviated though inadequate introduction that it took a 5-4 Supreme Court decision to OK this brave new world. What would have been the Constitutional question the Court was deciding, one wonders.
Rather than pay attention to the movie, you start to ponder things such as: Does this mean that a Manny Ramirez surrogate wouldn't need steroids? Would a Glenn Beck robot actually be Sarah Palin -- or maybe Michael Palin?
A few humans refuse to live in a world of robots. They get herded onto human reservations and respond to a leader called the Prophet (Ving Rhames). Think of them as the Amish of this brave new world.
A murder of a surrogate that actually kills its human controller sets police back on their heels. What new weapon did this? Willis and Mitchell rush around to investigate, but you lose confidence in a police procedural where everyone they interview is not really a person. That hot girl may be a slobbering old guy in a tenement or that black guy could be a white guy in a rest home. Indeed as writers John Brancato and Michael Ferris -- working from a graphic novel by Robert Venditti and Brett Weldele, which you can only hope wasn't as relentlessly silly as this movie -- muddy the waters with plot twists that are like a shell game with human forms, you give up all hope. One character apparently controls far too many surrogates than logic would dictate.
The movie, indifferently directed by Jonathan Mostow, takes a stab at social commentary when Willis is forced to do without his surrogate -- to experience the real word as an actual flesh-and-blood person -- while his character longs to embrace his actual wife rather than her perfectly rendered surrogate in Rosamund Pike.
The Wizard of Oz/mad scientist here is James Cromwell, who invented the surrogacy and now has second thoughts. The wonder is no one had first thoughts. Supposedly crime has gone down. Why would that be? If you can rob Fort Knox without any possible harm, what's to prevent you? For that matter, I'd like to be Manny Ramirez for one game.
The true illogic to all this doesn't hit home until the big-reveal climax. It's terminally stupid. If you do see this movie, just think about it for a moment.
The Massachusetts-based production is more robotic than probably intended with most sets looking artificial, the music way too excited and stunts fake as they can get.
Opens: Friday, Sept. 25 (Walt Disney Studios)
Production: Touchstone Pictures presents a Mandeville Films/Top Shelf production
Cast: Bruce Willis, Radha Mitchell, Rosamund Pike, Boris Kodjoe, James Francis Ginty, James Cromwell, Ving Rhames, Jack Noseworthy
Director: Jonathan Mostrow
Screenwriters: John Brancato, Michael Ferris
Based on the graphic novel by: Robert Venditti, Brett Weldele
Producers: David Hoberman, Todd Lieberman, Max Handelman
Executive producers: David Nicksay, Elizabeth Banks
Director of photography: Oliver Wood
Production designer: Jeff Mann
Visual effects supervisor: Mark Stetson
Music: Richard Marvin
Costume designer: April Ferry
Editor: Kevin Stitt
Rated PG-13, 88 minutes