James Franco, University of Texas-Arlington, May 11
Quote: "I got a little help with this speech. I just flew in from New Orleans where I'm doing a movie with Seth Rogen. He punched it up a little bit. So if anything sounds arogant or not quite as funny it should be, you can blame it on Seth."
Fun fact: Franco is a famous perpetual student, once enrolling at Columbia, NYU and Brooklyn College simultaneously. He's currently a Phd candidate at Yale University.