"Don't do weird things to your face, your body and your hair. Because everyone else did too and no one can tell them apart."
Eric Charbonneau/Wireimage/Getty ImagesDon’t do weird things to your face, your body and your hair. Because everyone else did too and no one can tell them apart.”
— Jodie Foster
The actress, on her advice to aspiring actors who have just arrived in Hollywood.
“Guilty!! WOW this just in Casey Anthony says but he didn’t even use duct tape.”
— D.L. Hughley
The comedian, reacting via Twitter to the Nov. 7 news that Dr. Conrad Murray was convicted of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson.
“No matter what your financial situation is, there’s no reason not to use coupons. It’s like free
money in your pocket.”
— Kate Gosselin
The former star of TLC’s Kate Plus Eight, on her new job as a blogger for a coupon website.
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“He is a sonofabitch, but he’s so talented. I’d work with him again, but this time he’d have to pay me.”
— Mickey Rourke
The actor, on Darren Aronofsky, his director on The Wrestler.
“Thank you … you should come grab a pint with us after.”
— Hayden Panettiere
The Heroes star, speaking to a streaker at MTV’s European Video Music Awards, who told her he’s a big fan.
“Your 15 min is almost up”
— Scott “Scooter” Braun
Justin Bieber’s manager, in a tweet aimed at the woman who claims to be carrying Bieber’s baby.
“Next Godfather’s Pizza promotion: If Herman Cain doesn’t harass you within 30 minutes, your pizza is free.”
— Joy Behar
The View co-host, tweeting about reports that multiple women have accused presidential candidate Herman Cain of sexual harassment.
“Rupert has had lots of tensions with Liz. She’s never liked the tabloids.”
— Andrew Neil
The former Sunday Times editor, on the differences between News Corp. chairman Rupert Murdoch and daughter Elisabeth, who passed on a chance to join the board.
“We couldn’t decide whether to bank the check or frame it.”
— Robert Hayward
The COO of Summit Entertainment, citing the example of an unexpected check from a Mongolian distributor to illustrate the unreliability of payments from remote foreign territories.
“I think you try to milk it and say you’re not going to. … There’s nothing like a good car wreck.”
— Derek Baine
The SNL Kagan cable TV analyst, offering advice to E! in the aftermath of the Kim Kardashian divorce.
“This is at least TWO AND A HALF times more fun than my last gig!”
— Charlie Sheen
The actor, tweeting from the set of his new film, A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III.
