"My husband is kind of a wonder sperm kind of guy. I mean, just have a look at him and you can see."
My husband is kind of a wonder sperm kind of guy. I mean, just have a look at him and you can see.”
— Jennifer Garner: The actress, on being pregnant, on and off, for the past seven years with her and husband Ben Affleck’s three children.
“He started looking like me. So that’s when I kind of got it. … It was never discussed. But, I mean, I put the things together.”
— Arnold Schwarzenegger: The actor, claiming he didn’t realize an extramarital affair with his housekeeper resulted in her having his child until after he was elected governor of California.
Related Stories
“A sidestep could maybe … well, we’ll see.”
— J.K. Rowling: The author, insisting she’d avoid a traditional prequel or sequel but hinting she might revisit and add to the Harry Potter books in the future.
“I’ve even been asked if I was from the South.”
— Lucy Liu: The Elementary actress, on fans always saying her first and last names together like “Lucy Lou.”
“@neilyoung you follow no one. Following me first would be a cool move. For me.”
— Judd Apatow: The producer, in a tweet, asking the rock legend to make him the only person he is following on Twitter. Young obliged, and a starstruck Apatow tweeted, “I can’t breathe.”
“Anytime Seth wants to race me in a pool, I’ll be more than happy to.”
— Ryan Lochte: The Olympic gold medal swimmer, responding to Seth MacFarlane’s impression of him as dumb on Saturday Night Live.
“First of all, I thought that stuff was so painfully written in advance.”
— Jim Bell: The Today executive producer, on the media characterizing a fired Ann Curry and her first post-Today appearance with former co-anchor Matt Lauer during the Summer Olympics as awkward.
“It’s an ego thing to do.”
— Ron Burkle: The billionaire Yucaipa Cos. founder and Relativity Media principal partner, on why he’s increasing his investments in Hollywood despite the financial risks.
