The Funny Honeys

From left: Taylor Schilling, Zooey Deschanel, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Emmy Rossum, Edie Falco and Mindy Kaling.
From left: Taylor Schilling, Zooey Deschanel, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, Emmy Rossum, Edie Falco and Mindy Kaling.
The actresses were photographed May 10 at Milk Studios in Hollywood.
On being pushed to the limit for Orange Is the New Black: "There are a lot of clothes off and a lot of knives. Everyone has to do a lot of [unpleasant] stuff."
On the weirdest thing a journalist has said to her: " 'You're ugly and fat, and that is so refreshing to us.' I'm like, 'What are you saying to me, sir?' "Well, we're used to skinny people, and you're so ugly and refreshing.' That's not a question, sir."
Falco on the most consistent Sopranos question she gets: " 'How did they make you look so fat and old on that show?' "
On working on The Office: "With Steve Carell, you couldn't not become funnier by watching him."
Deschanel: "I used to have a tape of embarrassing moments that played in my head constantly, but I have shut it off."
Falco on an embarrassing moment: "I once auditioned for a musical, and I don't sing. I gave it my all but it was just awful. I couldn't look [the casting people in the eye]."
"There was a 24-hour period where everyone had watched all 13 hours of season one. All of a sudden, there was over-familiarity [with me]," Schilling says of Orange Is the New Black fame.
"People say some pretty mean things about my character. 'You're such a narcissist and so whiny. But I love everybody else on the show,' " Schilling says of Orange Is the New Black viewers. "But it's so exciting to feel like people are actually seeing what you're doing."
Falco on when she knew she wanted to act: "I thought, 'I want to do that' when I saw Sweeney Todd. We took a little trip on our school bus, and it was life-changing. It starred Len Cariou and Angela Lansbury. The music is incredible. I was a different person leaving that theater."
Deschanel on a rude comment someone has told her: " 'You're so thin! You look so fat on TV.' "
"I started crying the other day when someone said, 'I love your show so much.' It's nice when somebody's genuine."
"Some people say that I'm so much prettier on TV, and people come up to me in the airport, and they're like, 'You kind of look like Emmy Rossum, but she's really pretty.' "
Rossum on learning from her Shameless co-star: "[William H.] Macy is not afraid to ask our crewmembers, 'Did you think that was funny?' And that's kind of the best lesson: It doesn't matter where a good idea comes from."
Kaling on when she caught the acting bug: "For me, it was watching Much Ado About Nothing, with Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson, seeing that Shakespeare could be done like that. They had amazing chemistry, and it was truly funny."
On the best joke she had to cut: "In one episode, Tim Daly, who is so funny, was on the show. And he's very angry at me for prescribing his daughter birth control, and I'm like, 'How dare you come in here with your outdated views on birth control? Who do you think you are? Rick Santorum? Obviously not, because you're not hot.' We have to keep Mindy's political stuff to a minimum."
"We film in front of a live audience, and about five years ago, [co-star] Johnny [Galecki] and I started going into the audience and talking to everybody halfway through each show," says Cuoco-Sweeting of her The Big Bang Theory ritual. "It has helped me tremendously. We shake hands and thank everybody. I want to cry every time! It's a big energy jolt."
On why she doesn't watch her performances: "I hate the sound of my voice. I can hear it from a mile away — it's nasally. Why do I talk like that? It freaks me out!"