Kevin Reilly

"We all screw up. Just look at my fall" – Fox Broadcasting entertainment chairman Kevin Reilly on his network's lackluster ratings.

Mariah Carey

 "We're putting the 'fun' back in dysfunction." – Mariah Carey on her "feud" with American Idol co-star Nicki Minaj

Mindy Kaling

"We just get extra days and extra money for stuff. Don't you guys?" – Mindy Kaling responds to Zooey Deschanel's shock over getting an extra day to shoot a recent episode

James Purefoy

"Rule nothing in, rule nothing out" – The Following's James Purefoy on chemistry with co-star Kevin Bacon, just after a very public kiss.

Zooey Deschanel

"I'm named after Franny and Zooey and my last name is French." – Zooey Deschanel, in response to an awkward question about the "meaning" of her name

Kevin Williamson

"How do you make something scary when you're writing toward a commercial break? That's been my struggle." – The Following creator Kevin Williamson

Lucas Neff

"I'm going to let Mindy [Kaling] handle this one, if that's OK." – Raising Hope star Lucas Neff poking fun at Kaling getting all of the questions during Fox's comedy panel

Nicki Minaj

"When I see someone one on of these shows, and they say yes to someone who didn't need to be there, it makes me want to jump into the TV. It hurts my soul." – American Idol addition Nicki Minaj on her judging style

Courteney Cox

“I’m getting older, so I’ve decided less focus on my face and more focus on the boobs. By the time I’m much older, I will be absolutely nude.” – Courteney Cox on her nonexistent topless scenes in Cougar Town

Ike Barinholtz

"Oh… uh… oh… I'm not known for the comedy thing… oh… uh." – The Mindy Project's Ike Barinholtz giving his best impression of absentee co-star Chris Messina.

Jenna Elfman

"You do have Google, don't you?" – Jenna Elfman, of 1600 Penn, to a clueless reporter

Chris Hardwick

"I hate you and everything you stand for" – Nerdist host Chris Hardwick when asked what his BBC America year-old series was about

Jillian Michaels

"As long as you'll have me." – Jillian Michaels on how long she'll stay during her third stint on The Biggest Loser.

David Feherty

"Because I’m so attention deficit, it turns into more of a conversation than an interview." — golfer-turned-host David Feherty on his Golf talker.

James Caan

"I was also promised that I would have three or four love scenes — and of course they lied." – James Caan on the pitch to join Starz's Magic City.

Freddie Highmore

"We all go a little mad sometimes" – Bates Motel star Freddie Highmore channeling Anthony Perkins.

Steven Pasquale

"It was pretty exciting to come to set that first day and see Mrs. Huxtable." – Steven Pasquale on his Do No Harm co-star, The Cosby Show's Phylicia Rashad.

Fred Armisen

"I waited for them to say action, and then this guy came up and said, 'They really don't want you in the shot.'" – Portlandia star Fred Armisen on trying to crash a scene in NBC's Grimm.

Victor Garber

"They should raise my per diem" – Deception star Victor Garber's snappy response to praise from a co-star Tate Donovan.

Geraldine Hughes

"Well, I have to say that Bill is better, with all due respect." – Killing Lincoln actress Geraldine Hughes on the presidential performances of co-star Billy Campbell and Lincoln's Daniel Day Lewis

Michael Douglas and Matt Damon

"I don't think I would have had the courage at that point in my career to take this on" – Michael Douglas on Matt Damon rising to the occasion in HBO's Liberace telepic, Behind the Candelabra

Penn Jillette

"It's the most honest show I've ever heard about in reality TV. I've never seen or heard an example of disingenuous editing of taking things out of context." – Celebrity Apprentice All Stars contestant Penn Jillette.

Paul Lee TCA

Amy Sherman-Palladino TCA

Chris Rock TCA

Jessica Walter TCA

Keri Russell

"Yes." – Keri Russell, after a very long pause, when asked if she liked kicking a stunt man's head through a wall on The Americans

Matthew Rhys

"She scares the shit out of me." – The Americans' Matthew Rhys talks about on-screen wife Keri Russell's fervor for the KGB.

Mitch Hurwitz

"I could vomit right this moment. I could vomit on cue." – Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz on his nerves over pleasing fans and critics with the series' return

Ricky Gervais

“To be the most feared man in Hollywood for three hours is such fun." – Ricky Gervais on hosting the golden globes

TImothy Olyphant

Someone once said you could put a television executive's brain in a thimble and still have room for their heart and a decent shot of gin." – Justified star Timothy Olyphant, noting FX boss John Landgraf is an exception