Best (and Worst) of Awards Season: Ryan Seacrest's Awkward Segue, Tonya Harding's Image Rehab

6:15 AM 3/2/2018

by Seth Abramovitch

No, it's not all glamour and inspirational speeches as THR salutes the dubious achievements, shameless stunts and outright embarrassments of the months-long slog to Oscar night.

Courtesy of E!; Kevin Mazur/WireImage; Courtesy of Sundance Institute; Vivien Killilea/Getty Images
  • L.A.'s Only Intentionally Two-Dimensional 'It' Girl

    Oscar Nominees Luncheon
    Oscar Nominees Luncheon
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    The life-size cardboard proxy of Agnes Varda, co-director of Faces Places, at the Oscar Nominees Luncheon.

  • Viral Star

    Octavia Spencer
    Octavia Spencer
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    H3N2, the dangerous flu that felled everyone from Octavia Spencer to Sam Rockwell to Nicole Kidman on the campaign trail.

  • The Jacob Tremblay Award for Most Nights out at Parties by a Child Under 10

    left: Prince and Tremblay
    left: Prince and Tremblay
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    Brooklynn Prince, The Florida Project, (with Tremblay).

  • Didn't Get the Memo Award

    Blanca Blanco
    Blanca Blanco
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    Actress Blanca Blanco at the all-black Golden Globes.

  • Food Lust Award

    'Call Me By Your Name'
    'Call Me By Your Name'
    Courtesy of Sony Pictures Classics

    Call Me by Your Name’s Peach

    Runner-Up: Phantom Thread's Mushrooms

    Second Runner-Up: The Boss Baby's Cookies

  • Achievement in Awkward E! Segues

    Courtesy of E!

    Ryan Seacrest, asking activist Monica Ramirez, who fights sexual violence against Latina farmworkers, “Are you excited to see the Golden Globes?”

  • Least Effective Politicking by an Actual Politician

    'An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power'
    'An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power'
    Courtesy of Sundance Institute

    Al Gore for An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power

  • Golden Goose Egg Award

    Patty Jenkins and Gal Gadot
    Patty Jenkins and Gal Gadot
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    Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins, who got zero Oscar noms despite hitting every stop on the circuit.

  • Best Awards Movie-Inspired Sex Toy

    Courtesy of Twentieth Century Fox

    The Shape of Water dildo sold-out on Etsy.

  • Best Use of Awards Season as Image Rehab

    Tonya Harding and Margot Robbie
    Tonya Harding and Margot Robbie
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    Tonya Harding (left, with Margot Robbie)

  • Worst Use of Awards Season as Image Rehab

    Courtesy of ABC News

    Tonya Harding’s mother

  • Most Likely to Thank Anthony Rapp in His Oscar Acceptance Speech

    Christopher Plummer
    Christopher Plummer
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    Christopher Plummer

  • I’d Like to Thank My Publicist Award

    Dave Franco and Alison Brie
    Dave Franco and Alison Brie
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    Alison Brie’s painstakingly worded SAG Awards statement about allegations of sexual misconduct leveled against brother-in-law James Franco.

  • Who Ran Fastest From Woody Allen?

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    This story first appeared in the Feb. 28 issue of The Hollywood Reporter magazine. To receive the magazine, click here to subscribe.