Watch Channing Tatum Say 8 Hateful Things to a Kitten

Plus, Samuel L. Jackson voices a 'Hateful Eight' Ball, or a Magic 8 Ball that tells fortunes with F-bombs.
Channing Tatum on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'

The entire cast of The Hateful Eight appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday night  with the exception of Channing Tatum, that is.

Though the actor in the Quentin Tarantino film couldn't stop by the Hollywood studio, he instead filmed a memorable short in which he says eight hateful things to a little white kitten.

"You’re such a piece of shit," he says while seated among plush chairs, furry pillows and a rainbow. "Hey, kitten, you smell like garbage and fish, bro."

The clip even includes chapter titles and music, similar to the new Western. "You know what sucks about you? You don’t have thumbs, dude."

"I got thumbs  they're right where my middle fingers are," he clarifies before flipping off the kitten with both hands.

Jimmy Kimmel also debuted a "Hateful Eight Ball," or a Magic 8 Ball that tells fortunes with a "Tarantino-style spin," voiced appropriately by the director's oft-collaborator Samuel L. Jackson.

So when the host asked the ball whether he would be friends with his sidekick, Guillermo, forever, Jackson shouted, "Fo sho. You best believe that, motherfer."

One last question: Will Donald Trump become president? "Ha! If that motherfer becomes president, I'll move my black ass to South Africa."