Jon Stewart Rejects Arby's Job Offer: "This Motherf—ing Thing Ain't Over"

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The job offers are already rolling in for Jon Stewart, who announced Tuesday that he'll be leaving The Daily Show this year.

On Wednesday's episode, he responded to a tweet from Arby's advising him to fill out a job application.

Stewart apparently isn't a fan of the food.

"To work there would I have to handle, serve, touch eat or even look at what you so generously describe as food?" Stewart asked. "That's right, Arby's, this motherf—ing thing ain't over. I do not accept your peace offering. We shall always be enemies! For while you are a worthy adversary, you shall be vanquished."

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At the top of the show, he responded to the Internet's grief over the news of his retirement.

"Last night I was perusing the Internet. I guess my question to you is, did I die?" he asked his audience. " 'Cause it all seems very 'I died.' "

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