Chris Pratt wants people to know that Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is going to be the greatest thing pretty much ever.
Listing all over-the-top gloriousness that will be the “greatest movie in the history of movies,” Pratt, or rather Starlord, got the ball rolling in a lengthy Facebook post Wednesday.
“Ever heard of Citizen Kane? We’re much better,” wrote Pratt. “Seriously. Our movie just tested at over one million points. Rotten Tomatoes already has it at 234% fresh.”
Those were just some of the film’s hypes from the beginning of the list, but the best examples were further down.
“Everyone will get pregnant. Candy will fall from the sky. Global warming will stop. Dinosaurs will come back to life,” wrote Pratt.
There are many more examples we don’t want to spoil.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 will hit theaters May 5. The Marvel sequel to the 2014 hit stars Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Batista, Bradley Cooper, Vin Diesel and Kurt Russell, among many others.
See Pratt’s full hype post plus the new poster for the film below:
“On May 5th the greatest movie in the history of movies is coming. There has never been and will never again be a movie like this. Seriously. Ever heard of Citizen Kane? We’re much better. Seriously. Our movie just tested at over one million points. Rotten tomatoes already has it at 234% fresh. #GotGVol2 will win every movie award AND about 39 Olympic gold medals in swimming, gymnastics, the skiiing event with the gun, x games, snowmobiling and everything. It will win the World Cup and about 7 super bowl rings, sorry TOM Brady. This movie will fry your brains and lift your spirits. James Gunn will be elected president of the world. They will add the faces of the guardians to Mount Rushmore for sure. We’re gonna get a planet. May 5th will become a national holiday. Everyone will get pregnant. Candy will fall from the sky. Global warming will stop. Dinosaurs will come back to life. Which unlike some movies might tell you, is actually a really good thing. Because they won’t flip out and kill people instead they’ll be your awesome pets. So basically get your tickets as soon as you can. Don’t be the only person on the planet who doesn’t see this movie.
“Humbly,
Starlord“
