Deadpool 2 didn’t get a Super Bowl spot, but the Marvel antihero didn’t sit the big game out completely.
The Deadpool 2 Twitter account live-tweeted the game between the Philadelphia Eagles and New England Patriots, bringing some risque humor to the event.
“Remember that time I was wrist-deep in cocoa butter and Fox called to say they were too cheap to buy a spot in the big game then told me I had to live tweet it? Cause I do…” the account tweeted ahead of the kickoff.
Revisit the tweets, in all of their glory, below.
Remember that time I was wrist-deep in cocoa butter and Fox called to say they were too cheap to buy a spot in the big game then told me I had to live tweet it? Cause I do… #DPtheSB #SBLII https://t.co/YGlQ6DZhbU
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
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God, I love Pink (and not just the pop singer). Besides being my 2nd favorite shade of red, it’s also the color of the inside of people’s outsides and that lady biker gang from Grease. #DPtheSB
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
Heads or Tails. When a coin looks this good, we’re all winners. #CouldBounceAQuarterOffIt #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/V2dJXKRMea
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
Anyone else hopes he pulls a Lucy van Pelt here? #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
Feel ya on the hand thing, Tom. Good thing we both have that mutant healing factor, huh? #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/aRKcNdOt7a
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 4, 2018
HE’S GOT A SHANK! #KickerJokesInPrison #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Ah, to be in Minnesota right now. Because there’s nothing better than rolling around in some crisp white powder to get you through that 9 month season they call winter. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Holy crap. Give @Doritos and @MountainDew a trophy. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Anything centered around a bunch of muscular, athletic men manhandling a leather ball has my vote. The shiny tights are just icing on the cake. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
You gotta hit the Blount harder. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
I loved Tom Brady in La La Land. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Sorry guys. Sat on the remote. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Lord, if you can hear me, please: Give us an @NSYNC reunion tonight. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Everyone in the bar just freaked out at once so either there was an interception, or they discovered I’ve been peeing in the chili. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
WAIT. Why is #BDN allowed to bring a hammer onto the field?! Not fair to the other players… And me. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
BRB, duty calls. #DroppingAStaley #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Remember when JT was part of [Redacted by @20thCenturyFox]’s [Redacted by @20thCenturyFox] Mouse Club? #PepsiHalftime #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
AL! We’re out of TP! Can you bring me some? Or just come here with a scarf?
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
No, seriously. I’m actually in the bathroom, this is not part of the marketing. AHHHH I’m GOING TO MISS JT!!!!
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
You know you love it https://t.co/EVbRAHfRZ6
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Enough of this. Time for some real action. #TeamRuff v #TeamFluff #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
WHAT?! I already missed Puppy Bowl?!? Ughhh, guess I’m stuck here then. Congrats, #TeamFluff – 2x Lombarky Trophy winner #DPtheSP #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Who’s here for the ball jokes? Everybody? Good. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Some people use deflated balls. Some people look like them. #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/0MibmM0UjP
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Gronk reminds me of a cooler, more athletic, better looking Colossus. Hell of a tight end, too. #GronkSpike #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
You know I love blazing it up. https://t.co/IWmnrlL7AQ
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
I know juggled balls when I see them. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Hope the @Eagles don’t blow their load… Lead… I meant lead. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Why is @nbc using old @atari 2600 graphics for the broadcast? Could have at least used @SEGA‘s… #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Alexa, how do you clean blood stains out of a Zamboni? #DPtheSB #SB52 pic.twitter.com/LfJl7H080C
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Is there anything better than watching tv naked? I can’t believe the bartenders haven’t asked me to leave… #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
In the wise words of John Cougar Mellencamp: Come on baby make it Ertz so good / Sometimes love don’t feel like it should / You make it, Ertz so good… #DPtheSB #SB52 @ZERTZ_86
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Oh. It’s like my parents with my childhood! I mean the fumble. Because they fumbled my childhood. #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
Just once I’d like the winning coach to pose under the @Gatorade like he was in Flashdance, or Footloose, or whatever that Patrick Swayze movie was. Oh well, maybe next year… #DPtheSB #SB52
— Deadpool Movie (@deadpoolmovie) February 5, 2018
