Arsenio Hall 5 Jokes - P 2014
AP ImagesThis story first appeared in the March 7 issue of The Hollywood Reporter magazine.
1. Paula Deen loves to watch 12 Years a Slave backwards… so it would have a happy ending.
2. The big movie at this year’s Oscars is 12 Years a Slave… otherwise known as the Bruce Jenner story.
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3. Jay Leno is out as the host of The Tonight Show. Or, as he calls it: 22 Years a Slave.
4. I had the director of 12 Years a Slave, Steve McQueen, on the show… and I’m still getting letters from my older viewers saying they think their TV is broken… “Steve McQueen looks so different!”
5. You know, I did the TV version of 12 Years a Slave. It was called Celebrity Apprentice.
