Watch Amy Schumer's Hilarious 'Real Housewives' Audition
"I am real, I'm in the house a lot, I'm not a wife — but I have had sex with a lot of people and I have a lot of exes.”
Being a Real Housewife is hard work, but Amy Schumer thinks she has what it takes.
In an "audition" for the show, the Trainwreck star makes her case for why she would be a good housewife. With a quick-witted response, she explains: “I am real, I’m in the house a lot, I’m not a wife — but I have had sex with a lot of people and I have a lot of exes.”
In case that didn’t win the team over, she added that she would even move to wherever they would film, even if it happened to be across the country in a city such as Newark or Cincinnati.
Although Schumer doesn't have a TV-approved tagline or the greatest personal philosophy, Amy and her “adult-sized” wine glass could be a perfect match.