Charlie Sheen Goes on F-Bomb Mila Kunis Rant in New Live Show

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He says he wants her to be one of his "goddesses."

During this fourth live show Wednesday in Columbus, Charlie Sheen told audience members he wanted Black Swan star Mila Kunis to be one of his goddesses.

"Here's the good news -- my goddesses have already f---ing approved her. She's pre-approved!" he declared. "I would have great tolerance for many missing items provided it involves Mila f---ing Kunis: If Mila Kunis is stealing your s--t, trust me, you're still f---ing winning, you're still winning at that moment."
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He didn't stop there.
"I'm going to go on her Facebook page and discover her likes ... I'm going to buy them all and then she can come steal them," he said. "A super f---ing hot thief named Mila Kunis. Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite s--t to steal."
Sheen seemed to impress the audiences with his on-stage antics; he received a standing ovation.
In his review, Kevin Joy of the Columbus Dispatch said Sheen “comfortably settled into a talk-show-style groove, interspersing bland, fuzzy anecdotes with his one-size-fits-all catchphrases.”