Charlie's Redemption Campaign
The actor is on a mea culpa mission to put toothpaste back in the tube.
"I should have been a little more responsible about the condition I was showing up in. I was hitting my marks, I was delivering, but maybe at a subpar level."
-- Critiquing his performance on Two and a Half Men, on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.
"From the bottom of my heart, I wish you nothing but the best for this upcoming season."
-- Addressing Chuck Lorre and his former Men co-workers onstage at the Emmys.
"I was not high. I wish I had that as an excuse. There's a couple of things that I don't do well: marriage and drinking. So I just quit both."
-- Reflecting on being booed during his Radio City Music Hall appearance, on The Wendy Williams Show.
"Surrounded by friends and watching the premiere of Two and a Half Men. Odd... But cool..! So far a lot of laughs!!"
-- Tweeting from his L.A. house as he watched Ashton Kutcher's first episode.