Chuck Norris Turns 75: The Best Jokes About His Birthday, Roundhouse Kicks Aplenty

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"Chuck Norris isn't turning 75. 75 is turning Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris turns 75 today, and the Internet is celebrating.

In recent years, a mythology has sprung up around the action icon, with tales about his great fetes becoming their own brand of joke and even inspiring a series of books.

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Predictably, the jokes have started pouring in on Norris' birthday. Check out the best (so far), which will be updating throughout the day. First up: one from the man himself.